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Eric Fredricksen
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svn, so that changes will be trackable thataway. As checked in, right here, this is PQ 6.0
52 lines
1.3 KiB
HTML
52 lines
1.3 KiB
HTML
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<head>
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<title>Big and Retarded</title>
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<style>
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p.t { font-size: 250%; font-style: italic; text-align: center; color: blue }
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p.bb { margin-left: 3ex }
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p.b { margin-left: 6ex; margin-top: 0 }
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p.q { color: red; font-size: 120% }
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li { margin-left: 5ex }
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ul { margin-top: 0 }
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</style>
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</head>
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<body bgcolor=white>
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<?php include "log/eklog.php" ?>
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<p class=t>
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<img src=dancy.gif align=right>
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<img src=ask.gif alt="Ask Big Retard!">
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<p class=q>
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Q: Big Retard, what is important in life?
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<br><font color=black>
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A: Joy through Fulfillment, and Success through Progress.
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</font>
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<p class=bb>
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<b>Everlasting Fulfillment</b>
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<p class=b>
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1. Watch the sun rise at least once every year<br>
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2. Don't postpone joy<br>
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3. Get the fuck out of my face right now
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<p class=bb>
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<b>Everlasting Progress</b>
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<p class=b>
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<a href=pq6.html>Progress Quest</a>
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<p class=q>
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Q: Big Retard, where can I get more advice of similar caliber?
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<br><font color=black>
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A: Why, <a href=http://www.theforeverbritneynetwork.com/urgent.html>right here</a>!
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</font>
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<p class=q>
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Q: Big Retard, where's that scan of the back cover of that book that I never thought
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was as funny as you apparently did?
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<br><font color=black>
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A: I've got that for you, <a href=tea.jpg>right here</a>!
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</font>
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