Q: Big Retard, what is important in life?
A: Joy through Fulfillment, and Success through Progress.
Everlasting Fulfillment
1. Watch the sun rise at least once every year
2. Don't postpone joy
3. Get the fuck out of my face right now
Everlasting Progress
Q: Big Retard, where can I get more advice of similar caliber?
A: Why, right here!
Q: Big Retard, where's that scan of the back cover of that book that I never thought
was as funny as you apparently did?
A: I've got that for you, right here!
