Server side simulator using v8 (loads *.js so far)

sim.js

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+//!/usr/bin/env v8
+
+function noop() {}
+function nada() { return {}; }
+
+var document = {
+  addEventListener: noop,
+  createElement: function () {
+    return {
+      style: {},
+      getElementsByTagName: nada,
+      appendChild: noop,
+    };
+  },
+  documentElement: {
+    insertBefore: noop,
+    removeChild: noop,
+  },
+  getElementById: nada,
+  createComment: noop,
+  createDocumentFragment: nada,
+};
+
+var window = {
+  location: {href: "#Woogle"},
+  localStorage: {
+    getItem: function(key) {
+      return JSON.stringify({Woogle: {
+        Traits: {
+          Name: "Woogle"
+        }
+      }});
+    },
+  
+    setItem: function (key, value) {
+      
+    },
+
+    removeItem: function (key) {
+      
+    }
+  },
+  document: document,
+  addEventListener: noop,
+};
+
+var location = window.location;
+
+/*
+var $ = function () {
+  return {
+    click: noop,
+    keypress: noop,
+    ready: noop,
+    unload: noop,
+    bind: noop,
+    text: noop,
+    appendTo: noop,
+    attr: noop,
+    focus: noop,
+    select: noop,
+  };
+};
+$.each = function (collection, callback) {
+  isArray: function( obj ) {
+    return toString.call(obj) === "[object Array]";
+  },
+};
+*/
+var navigator = { userAgent: "V8 Shell" };
+var alert = function (m) { print("ALERT: " + m); };
+
+function loadSheet(name) {
+  return { name: "bob" };
+}
+var storage = {
+  removeItem: function () {}
+};
+var randseed = function () {};
+
+load("jquery.js");
+var $ = window.$;
+load("config.js");
+
+load("newguy.js");
+//NewGuyFormLoad();
+
+load("main.js");
+//FormCreate();
+