From 18d541b448a520707513dd4571157db42c58d4d4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Eric Fredricksen <efredricksen@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2018 21:51:00 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Fix typo, get rid of racist term

---
 config.js | 2001 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++---------------------------
 1 file changed, 1000 insertions(+), 1001 deletions(-)

diff --git a/config.js b/config.js
index 8cb38e0..0588708 100644
--- a/config.js
+++ b/config.js
@@ -1,1001 +1,1000 @@
-// TODO These code bits don't really belong here, but this is the only 
-// shared bit of js
-
-function tabulate(list) {
-  var result = '';
-  $.each(list, function (index) {
-    if (this.length == 2) {
-      if (this[1].length)
-        result += "   " + this[0] + ": " + this[1] + "\n";
-    } else {
-      result += "   " + this + "\n";
-    }
-  });
-  return result;
-}
-
-
-String.prototype.escapeHtml = function () {
-  return this.replace(/&/g,'&amp;').replace(/</g,'&lt;').replace(/>/g,'&gt;');
-}
-
-
-function template(tmpl, data) {
-  var brag = tmpl.replace(/\$([_A-Za-z.]+)/g, function (str, p1) {
-    var dict = data;
-    $.each(p1.split("."), function (i,v) {
-      if (!dict) return true;
-      if (v == "___") {
-        dict = tabulate(dict);
-      } else {
-        dict = dict[v.replace("_"," ")];
-        if (typeof dict == typeof "")
-          dict = dict.escapeHtml();
-      }
-      return null;
-    });
-    if (dict === undefined) dict = '';
-    return dict;
-  });
-  return brag;
-}
-
-// From http://baagoe.com/en/RandomMusings/javascript/
-  // Johannes Baagøe <baagoe@baagoe.com>, 2010
-function Mash() {
-  var n = 0xefc8249d;
-
-  var mash = function(data) {
-    data = data.toString();
-    for (var i = 0; i < data.length; i++) {
-      n += data.charCodeAt(i);
-      var h = 0.02519603282416938 * n;
-      n = h >>> 0;
-      h -= n;
-      h *= n;
-      n = h >>> 0;
-      h -= n;
-      n += h * 0x100000000; // 2^32
-    }
-    return (n >>> 0) * 2.3283064365386963e-10; // 2^-32
-  };
-
-  mash.version = 'Mash 0.9';
-  return mash;
-}
-
-
-// From http://baagoe.com/en/RandomMusings/javascript/
-function Alea() {
-  return (function(args) {
-    // Johannes Baagøe <baagoe@baagoe.com>, 2010
-    var s0 = 0;
-    var s1 = 0;
-    var s2 = 0;
-    var c = 1;
-    
-    if (!args.length) {
-      args = [+new Date];
-    }
-    var mash = Mash();
-    s0 = mash(' ');
-    s1 = mash(' ');
-    s2 = mash(' ');
-    
-    for (var i = 0; i < args.length; i++) {
-      s0 -= mash(args[i]);
-      if (s0 < 0) {
-        s0 += 1;
-      }
-      s1 -= mash(args[i]);
-      if (s1 < 0) {
-        s1 += 1;
-      }
-      s2 -= mash(args[i]);
-      if (s2 < 0) {
-        s2 += 1;
-      }
-    }
-    mash = null;
-    
-    var random = function() {
-      var t = 2091639 * s0 + c * 2.3283064365386963e-10; // 2^-32
-      s0 = s1;
-      s1 = s2;
-      return s2 = t - (c = t | 0);
-    };
-    random.uint32 = function() {
-      return random() * 0x100000000; // 2^32
-    };
-    random.fract53 = function() {
-      return random() + 
-        (random() * 0x200000 | 0) * 1.1102230246251565e-16; // 2^-53
-    };
-    random.version = 'Alea 0.9';
-    random.args = args;
-    random.state = function (newstate) {
-      if (newstate) {
-        s0 = newstate[0];
-        s1 = newstate[1];
-        s2 = newstate[2];
-        c = newstate[3];
-      }
-      return [s0,s1,s2,c];
-    };
-    return random;
-    
-  } (Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments)));
-}
-
-
-var seed = new Alea();
-
-function Random(n) {
-  return seed.uint32() % n;
-}
-
-
-function randseed(set) {
-  return seed.state(set);
-}
-
-
-function Pick(a) {
-  return a[Random(a.length)];
-}
-
-
-var KParts = [
-  'br|cr|dr|fr|gr|j|kr|l|m|n|pr||||r|sh|tr|v|wh|x|y|z'.split('|'),
-  'a|a|e|e|i|i|o|o|u|u|ae|ie|oo|ou'.split('|'),
-  'b|ck|d|g|k|m|n|p|t|v|x|z'.split('|')];
-
-function GenerateName() {
-  var result = '';
-  for (var i = 0; i <= 5; ++i)
-    result += Pick(KParts[i % 3]);
-  return result.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + result.slice(1);
-}
-
-function LocalStorage() {
-  this.getItem = function (key, callback) {
-    var result = window.localStorage.getItem(key);
-    if (callback)
-      callback(result);
-  };
-
-  this.setItem = function (key, value, callback) {
-    window.localStorage.setItem(key, value);
-    if (callback)
-      callback();
-  };
-
-  this.removeItem = function (key) {
-    window.localStorage.removeItem(key);
-  };
-}
-
-
-function CookieStorage() {
-  this.getItem = function(key, callback) {
-    var result;
-    $.each(document.cookie.split(";"), function (i,cook) {
-      if (cook.split("=")[0] === key)
-        result = unescape(cook.split("=")[1]);
-    });
-    if (callback)
-      setTimeout(function () { callback(result); }, 0);
-    return result;
-  };
-  
-  this.setItem = function (key, value, callback) {
-    document.cookie = key + "=" + escape(value);
-    if (callback)
-      setTimeout(callback, 0);
-  };
-
-  this.removeItem = function (key) {
-    document.cookie = key + "=; expires=Thu, 01-Jan-70 00:00:01 GMT;";
-  };
-}
-
-function SqlStorage() {
-  this.async = true;
-
-  this.db = window.openDatabase("pq", "", "Progress Quest", 2500);
-
-  this.db.transaction(function(tx) {
-    tx.executeSql("CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Storage(key TEXT UNIQUE, value TEXT)");
-  });
-
-  this.getItem = function(key, callback) {
-    this.db.transaction(function (tx) {
-      tx.executeSql("SELECT value FROM Storage WHERE key=?", [key], function(tx, rs) {
-        if (rs.rows.length) 
-          callback(rs.rows.item(0).value);
-        else
-          callback();
-      });
-    });
-  };
-  
-  this.setItem = function (key, value, callback) {
-    this.db.transaction(function (tx) {
-      tx.executeSql("INSERT OR REPLACE INTO Storage (key,value) VALUES (?,?)",
-                    [key, value], 
-                    callback);
-    });
-  };
-  
-  this.removeItem = function (key) {
-    this.db.transaction(function (tx) {
-      tx.executeSql("DELETE FROM Storage WHERE key=?", [key]);
-    });
-  };
-}
-
-var iPad = navigator.userAgent.match(/iPad/);
-var iPod = navigator.userAgent.match(/iPod/);
-var iPhone = navigator.userAgent.match(/iPhone/);
-var iOS = iPad || iPod || iPhone;
-
-var storage = ((window.localStorage && !iOS) ? new LocalStorage() :
-               window.openDatabase ? new SqlStorage() :
-               new CookieStorage());
-  
-storage.loadRoster = function (callback) {
-  function gotItem(value) {
-    if (value) {
-      try {
-        value = JSON.parse(value);
-      } catch (err) {
-        // aight
-      }
-    }
-    storage.games = value || {};
-    callback(storage.games);
-  }
-  this.getItem("roster", gotItem);
-}
-
-storage.loadSheet = function (name, callback) {
-  return this.loadRoster(function (games) {
-    if (callback)
-      callback(games[name]);
-  });
-}
-
-
-storage.storeRoster = function (roster, callback) {
-  this.games = roster;
-  try {
-    this.setItem("roster", JSON.stringify(roster), callback);
-  } catch (err) {
-    if (err.toString().indexOf("QUOTA_EXCEEDED_ERR") != -1) {
-      alert("This browser lacks storage capacity to save this game. This game can continue but cannot be saved. (Mobile Safari, I'll wager?)");
-      this.storeRoster = function (roster, callback) {
-        setTimeout(callback, 0);
-      };
-      setTimeout(callback, 0);
-    } else {
-      throw err;
-    }
-  }
-}
-
-storage.addToRoster = function (newguy, callback) {
-  if (this.games) {
-    this.games[newguy.Traits.Name] = newguy;
-    this.storeRoster(this.games, callback);
-  } else {
-    this.loadRoster(function () {
-      if (storage.games)  // should always be true
-        storage.addToRoster(newguy, callback);
-    });
-  }
-}
-
-Number.prototype.div = function (divisor) {
-  var dividend = this / divisor;
-  return (dividend < 0 ? Math.ceil : Math.floor)(dividend);
-};
-
-
-function LevelUpTime(level) {  // seconds 
-  // 20 minutes per level
-  return 20 * level * 60;
-}
-
-
-var K = {};
-
-K.Traits = ["Name", "Race", "Class", "Level"];
-
-K.PrimeStats = ["STR","CON","DEX","INT","WIS","CHA"];
-K.Stats = K.PrimeStats.slice(0).concat(["HP Max","MP Max"]);
-
-K.Equips = ["Weapon",
-            "Shield",
-            "Helm",
-            "Hauberk",
-            "Brassairts",
-            "Vambraces",
-            "Gauntlets",
-            "Gambeson",
-            "Cuisses",
-            "Greaves",
-            "Sollerets"];
-
-K.Spells = [
-  "Slime Finger",
-  "Rabbit Punch",
-  "Hastiness",
-  "Good Move",
-  "Sadness",
-  "Seasick",
-  "Gyp",
-  "Shoelaces",
-  "Innoculate",
-  "Cone of Annoyance",
-  "Magnetic Orb",
-  "Invisible Hands",
-  "Revolting Cloud",
-  "Aqueous Humor",
-  "Spectral Miasma",
-  "Clever Fellow",
-  "Lockjaw",
-  "History Lesson",
-  "Hydrophobia",
-  "Big Sister",
-  "Cone of Paste",
-  "Mulligan",
-  "Nestor's Bright Idea",
-  "Holy Batpole",
-  "Tumor (Benign)",
-  "Braingate",
-  "Summon a Bitch",
-  "Nonplus",
-  "Animate Nightstand",
-  "Eye of the Troglodyte",
-  "Curse Name",
-  "Dropsy",
-  "Vitreous Humor",
-  "Roger's Grand Illusion",
-  "Covet",
-  "Black Idaho",
-  "Astral Miasma",
-  "Spectral Oyster",
-  "Acrid Hands",
-  "Angioplasty",
-  "Grognor's Big Day Off",
-  "Tumor (Malignant)",
-  "Animate Tunic",
-  "Ursine Armor",
-  "Holy Roller",
-  "Tonsilectomy",
-  "Curse Family",
-  "Infinite Confusion"];
-
-K.OffenseAttrib = [
-  "Polished|+1",
-  "Serrated|+1",
-  "Heavy|+1",
-  "Pronged|+2",
-  "Steely|+2",
-  "Vicious|+3",
-  "Venomed|+4",
-  "Stabbity|+4",
-  "Dancing|+5",
-  "Invisible|+6",
-  "Vorpal|+7"];
-
-K.DefenseAttrib = [
-  "Studded|+1",
-  "Banded|+2",
-  "Gilded|+2",
-  "Festooned|+3",
-  "Holy|+4",
-  "Cambric|+1",
-  "Fine|+4",
-  "Impressive|+5",
-  "Custom|+3"];
-
-K.Shields = [
-  "Parasol|0",
-  "Pie Plate|1",
-  "Garbage Can Lid|2",
-  "Buckler|3",
-  "Plexiglass|4",
-  "Fender|4",
-  "Round Shield|5",
-  "Carapace|5",
-  "Scutum|6",
-  "Propugner|6",
-  "Kite Shield|7",
-  "Pavise|8",
-  "Tower Shield|9",
-  "Baroque Shield|11",
-  "Aegis|12",
-  "Magnetic Field|18"];
-
-K.Armors = [
-  "Lace|1",
-  "Macrame|2",
-  "Burlap|3",
-  "Canvas|4",
-  "Flannel|5",
-  "Chamois|6",
-  "Pleathers|7",
-  "Leathers|8",
-  "Bearskin|9",
-  "Ringmail|10",
-  "Scale Mail|12",
-  "Chainmail|14",
-  "Splint Mail|15",
-  "Platemail|16",
-  "ABS|17",
-  "Kevlar|18",
-  "Titanium|19",
-  "Mithril Mail|20",
-  "Diamond Mail|25",
-  "Plasma|30"];
-
-K.Weapons = [
-  "Stick|0",
-  "Broken Bottle|1",
-  "Shiv|1",
-  "Sprig|1",
-  "Oxgoad|1",
-  "Eelspear|2",
-  "Bowie Knife|2",
-  "Claw Hammer|2",
-  "Handpeen|2",
-  "Andiron|3",
-  "Hatchet|3",
-  "Tomahawk|3",
-  "Hackbarm|3",
-  "Crowbar|4",
-  "Mace|4",
-  "Battleadze|4",
-  "Leafmace|5",
-  "Shortsword|5",
-  "Longiron|5",
-  "Poachard|5",
-  "Baselard|5",
-  "Whinyard|6",
-  "Blunderbuss|6",
-  "Longsword|6",
-  "Crankbow|6",
-  "Blibo|7",
-  "Broadsword|7",
-  "Kreen|7",
-  "Warhammer|7",
-  "Morning Star|8",
-  "Pole-adze|8",
-  "Spontoon|8",
-  "Bastard Sword|9",
-  "Peen-arm|9",
-  "Culverin|10",
-  "Lance|10",
-  "Halberd|11",
-  "Poleax|12",
-  "Bandyclef|15"];
-
-K.Specials = [
-  "Diadem",
-  "Festoon",
-  "Gemstone",
-  "Phial",
-  "Tiara",
-  "Scabbard",
-  "Arrow",
-  "Lens",
-  "Lamp",
-  "Hymnal",
-  "Fleece",
-  "Laurel",
-  "Brooch",
-  "Gimlet",
-  "Cobble",
-  "Albatross",
-  "Brazier",
-  "Bandolier",
-  "Tome",
-  "Garnet",
-  "Amethyst",
-  "Candelabra",
-  "Corset",
-  "Sphere",
-  "Sceptre",
-  "Ankh",
-  "Talisman",
-  "Orb",
-  "Gammel",
-  "Ornament",
-  "Brocade",
-  "Galoon",
-  "Bijou",
-  "Spangle",
-  "Gimcrack",
-  "Hood",
-  "Vulpeculum"];
-
-K.ItemAttrib = [
-  "Golden",
-  "Gilded",
-  "Spectral",
-  "Astral",
-  "Garlanded",
-  "Precious",
-  "Crafted",
-  "Dual",
-  "Filigreed",
-  "Cruciate",
-  "Arcane",
-  "Blessed",
-  "Reverential",
-  "Lucky",
-  "Enchanted",
-  "Gleaming",
-  "Grandiose",
-  "Sacred",
-  "Legendary",
-  "Mythic",
-  "Crystalline",
-  "Austere",
-  "Ostentatious",
-  "One True",
-  "Proverbial",
-  "Fearsome",
-  "Deadly",
-  "Benevolent",
-  "Unearthly",
-  "Magnificent",
-  "Iron",
-  "Ormolu",
-  "Puissant"];
-
-K.ItemOfs = [
-  "Foreboding",
-  "Foreshadowing",
-  "Nervousness",
-  "Happiness",
-  "Torpor",
-  "Danger",
-  "Craft",
-  "Silence",
-  "Invisibility",
-  "Rapidity",
-  "Pleasure",
-  "Practicality",
-  "Hurting",
-  "Joy",
-  "Petulance",
-  "Intrusion",
-  "Chaos",
-  "Suffering",
-  "Extroversion",
-  "Frenzy",
-  "Sisu",
-  "Solitude",
-  "Punctuality",
-  "Efficiency",
-  "Comfort",
-  "Patience",
-  "Internment",
-  "Incarceration",
-  "Misapprehension",
-  "Loyalty",
-  "Envy",
-  "Acrimony",
-  "Worry",
-  "Fear",
-  "Awe",
-  "Guile",
-  "Prurience",
-  "Fortune",
-  "Perspicacity",
-  "Domination",
-  "Submission",
-  "Fealty",
-  "Hunger",
-  "Despair",
-  "Cruelty",
-  "Grob",
-  "Dignard",
-  "Ra",
-  "the Bone",
-  "Diamonique",
-  "Electrum",
-  "Hydragyrum"];
-
-K.BoringItems = [
-  "nail",
-  "lunchpail",
-  "sock",
-  "I.O.U.",
-  "cookie",
-  "pint",
-  "toothpick",
-  "writ",
-  "newspaper",
-  "letter",
-  "plank",
-  "hat",
-  "egg",
-  "coin",
-  "needle",
-  "bucket",
-  "ladder",
-  "chicken",
-  "twig",
-  "dirtclod",
-  "counterpane",
-  "vest",
-  "teratoma",
-  "bunny",
-  "rock",
-  "pole",
-  "carrot",
-  "canoe",
-  "inkwell",
-  "hoe",
-  "bandage",
-  "trowel",
-  "towel",
-  "planter box",
-  "anvil",
-  "axle",
-  "tuppence",
-  "casket",
-  "nosegay",
-  "trinket",
-  "credenza",
-  "writ"];
-
-K.Monsters = [
-  "Anhkheg|6|chitin",
-  "Ant|0|antenna",
-  "Ape|4|ass",
-  "Baluchitherium|14|ear",
-  "Beholder|10|eyestalk",
-  "Black Pudding|10|saliva",
-  "Blink Dog|4|eyelid",
-  "Cub Scout|1|neckerchief",
-  "Girl Scout|2|cookie",
-  "Boy Scout|3|merit badge",
-  "Eagle Scout|4|merit badge",
-  "Bugbear|3|skin",
-  "Bugboar|3|tusk",
-  "Boogie|3|slime",
-  "Camel|2|hump",
-  "Carrion Crawler|3|egg",
-  "Catoblepas|6|neck",
-  "Centaur|4|rib",
-  "Centipede|0|leg",
-  "Cockatrice|5|wattle",
-  "Couatl|9|wing",
-  "Crayfish|0|antenna",
-  "Demogorgon|53|tentacle",
-  "Jubilex|17|gel",
-  "Manes|1|tooth",
-  "Orcus|27|wand",
-  "Succubus|6|bra",
-  "Vrock|8|neck",
-  "Hezrou|9|leg",
-  "Glabrezu|10|collar",
-  "Nalfeshnee|11|tusk",
-  "Marilith|7|arm",
-  "Balor|8|whip",
-  "Yeenoghu|25|flail",
-  "Asmodeus|52|leathers",
-  "Baalzebul|43|pants",
-  "Barbed Devil|8|flame",
-  "Bone Devil|9|hook",
-  "Dispater|30|matches",
-  "Erinyes|6|thong",
-  "Geryon|30|cornucopia",
-  "Malebranche|5|fork",
-  "Ice Devil|11|snow",
-  "Lemure|3|blob",
-  "Pit Fiend|13|seed",
-  "Anklyosaurus|9|tail",
-  "Brontosaurus|30|brain",
-  "Diplodocus|24|fin",
-  "Elasmosaurus|15|neck",
-  "Gorgosaurus|13|arm",
-  "Iguanadon|6|thumb",
-  "Megalosaurus|12|jaw",
-  "Monoclonius|8|horn",
-  "Pentasaurus|12|head",
-  "Stegosaurus|18|plate",
-  "Triceratops|16|horn",
-  "Tyranosauraus Rex|18|forearm",
-  "Djinn|7|lamp",
-  "Doppleganger|4|face",
-  "Black Dragon|7|*",
-  "Plaid Dragon|7|sporrin",
-  "Blue Dragon|9|*",
-  "Beige Dragon|9|*",
-  "Brass Dragon|7|pole",
-  "Tin Dragon|8|*",
-  "Bronze Dragon|9|medal",
-  "Chromatic Dragon|16|scale",
-  "Copper Dragon|8|loafer",
-  "Gold Dragon|8|filling",
-  "Green Dragon|8|*",
-  "Platinum Dragon|21|*",
-  "Red Dragon|10|cocktail",
-  "Silver Dragon|10|*",
-  "White Dragon|6|tooth",
-  "Dragon Turtle|13|shell",
-  "Dryad|2|acorn",
-  "Dwarf|1|drawers",
-  "Eel|2|sashimi",
-  "Efreet|10|cinder",
-  "Sand Elemental|8|glass",
-  "Bacon Elemental|10|bit",
-  "Porn Elemental|12|lube",
-  "Cheese Elemental|14|curd",
-  "Hair Elemental|16|follicle",
-  "Swamp Elf|1|lilypad",
-  "Brown Elf|1|tusk",
-  "Sea Elf|1|jerkin",
-  "Ettin|10|fur",
-  "Frog|0|leg",
-  "Violet Fungi|3|spore",
-  "Gargoyle|4|gravel",
-  "Gelatinous Cube|4|jam",
-  "Ghast|4|vomit",
-  "Ghost|10|*",
-  "Ghoul|2|muscle",
-  "Humidity Giant|12|drops",
-  "Beef Giant|11|steak",
-  "Quartz Giant|10|crystal",
-  "Porcelain Giant|9|fixture",
-  "Rice Giant|8|grain",
-  "Cloud Giant|12|condensation",
-  "Fire Giant|11|cigarettes",
-  "Frost Giant|10|snowman",
-  "Hill Giant|8|corpse",
-  "Stone Giant|9|hatchling",
-  "Storm Giant|15|barometer",
-  "Mini Giant|4|pompadour",
-  "Gnoll|2|collar",
-  "Gnome|1|hat",
-  "Goblin|1|ear",
-  "Grid Bug|1|carapace",
-  "Jellyrock|9|seedling",
-  "Beer Golem|15|foam",
-  "Oxygen Golem|17|platelet",
-  "Cardboard Golem|14|recycling",
-  "Rubber Golem|16|ball",
-  "Leather Golem|15|fob",
-  "Gorgon|8|testicle",
-  "Gray Ooze|3|gravy",
-  "Green Slime|2|sample",
-  "Griffon|7|nest",
-  "Banshee|7|larynx",
-  "Harpy|3|mascara",
-  "Hell Hound|5|tongue",
-  "Hippocampus|4|mane",
-  "Hippogriff|3|egg",
-  "Hobgoblin|1|patella",
-  "Homonculus|2|fluid",
-  "Hydra|8|gyrum",
-  "Imp|2|tail",
-  "Invisible Stalker|8|*",
-  "Iron Peasant|3|chaff",
-  "Jumpskin|3|shin",
-  "Kobold|1|penis",
-  "Leprechaun|1|wallet",
-  "Leucrotta|6|hoof",
-  "Lich|11|crown",
-  "Lizard Man|2|tail",
-  "Lurker|10|sac",
-  "Manticore|6|spike",
-  "Mastodon|12|tusk",
-  "Medusa|6|eye",
-  "Multicell|2|dendrite",
-  "Pirate|1|booty",
-  "Berserker|1|shirt",
-  "Caveman|2|club",
-  "Dervish|1|robe",
-  "Merman|1|trident",
-  "Mermaid|1|gills",
-  "Mimic|9|hinge",
-  "Mind Flayer|8|tentacle",
-  "Minotaur|6|map",
-  "Yellow Mold|1|spore",
-  "Morkoth|7|teeth",
-  "Mummy|6|gauze",
-  "Naga|9|rattle",
-  "Nebbish|1|belly",
-  "Neo-Otyugh|11|organ ",
-  "Nixie|1|webbing",
-  "Nymph|3|hanky",
-  "Ochre Jelly|6|nucleus",
-  "Octopus|2|beak",
-  "Ogre|4|talon",
-  "Ogre Mage|5|apparel",
-  "Orc|1|snout",
-  "Otyugh|7|organ",
-  "Owlbear|5|feather",
-  "Pegasus|4|aileron",
-  "Peryton|4|antler",
-  "Piercer|3|tip",
-  "Pixie|1|dust",
-  "Man-o-war|3|tentacle",
-  "Purple Worm|15|dung",
-  "Quasit|3|tail",
-  "Rakshasa|7|pajamas",
-  "Rat|0|tail",
-  "Remorhaz|11|protrusion",
-  "Roc|18|wing",
-  "Roper|11|twine",
-  "Rot Grub|1|eggsac",
-  "Rust Monster|5|shavings",
-  "Satyr|5|hoof",
-  "Sea Hag|3|wart",
-  "Silkie|3|fur",
-  "Shadow|3|silhouette",
-  "Shambling Mound|10|mulch",
-  "Shedu|9|hoof",
-  "Shrieker|3|stalk",
-  "Skeleton|1|clavicle",
-  "Spectre|7|vestige",
-  "Sphinx|10|paw",
-  "Spider|0|web",
-  "Sprite|1|can",
-  "Stirge|1|proboscis",
-  "Stun Bear|5|tooth",
-  "Stun Worm|2|trode",
-  "Su-monster|5|tail",
-  "Sylph|3|thigh",
-  "Titan|20|sandal",
-  "Trapper|12|shag",
-  "Treant|10|acorn",
-  "Triton|3|scale",
-  "Troglodyte|2|tail",
-  "Troll|6|hide",
-  "Umber Hulk|8|claw",
-  "Unicorn|4|blood",
-  "Vampire|8|pancreas",
-  "Wight|4|lung",
-  "Will-o'-the-Wisp|9|wisp",
-  "Wraith|5|finger",
-  "Wyvern|7|wing",
-  "Xorn|7|jaw",
-  "Yeti|4|fur",
-  "Zombie|2|forehead",
-  "Wasp|0|stinger",
-  "Rat|1|tail",
-  "Bunny|0|ear",
-  "Moth|0|dust",
-  "Beagle|0|collar",
-  "Midge|0|corpse",
-  "Ostrich|1|beak",
-  "Billy Goat|1|beard",
-  "Bat|1|wing",
-  "Koala|2|heart",
-  "Wolf|2|paw",
-  "Whippet|2|collar",
-  "Uruk|2|boot",
-  "Poroid|4|node",
-  "Moakum|8|frenum",
-  "Fly|0|*",
-  "Hogbird|3|curl",
-  "Wolog|4|lemma"];
-
-K.MonMods = [
-  "-4 fœtal *",
-  "-4 dying *",
-  "-3 crippled *",
-  "-3 baby *",
-  "-2 adolescent",
-  "-2 very sick *",
-  "-1 lesser *",
-  "-1 undernourished *",
-  "+1 greater *",
-  "+1 * Elder",
-  "+2 war *",
-  "+2 Battle-*",
-  "+3 Were-*",
-  "+3 undead *",
-  "+4 giant *",
-  "+4 * Rex"];
-
-K.OffenseBad = [
-  "Dull|-2",
-  "Tarnished|-1",
-  "Rusty|-3",
-  "Padded|-5",
-  "Bent|-4",
-  "Mini|-4",
-  "Rubber|-6",
-  "Nerf|-7",
-  "Unbalanced|-2"];
-
-K.DefenseBad = [
-  "Holey|-1",
-  "Patched|-1",
-  "Threadbare|-2",
-  "Faded|-1",
-  "Rusty|-3",
-  "Motheaten|-3",
-  "Mildewed|-2",
-  "Torn|-3",
-  "Dented|-3",
-  "Cursed|-5",
-  "Plastic|-4",
-  "Cracked|-4",
-  "Warped|-3",
-  "Corroded|-3"];
-
-K.Races = [
-  "Half Orc|HP Max",
-  "Half Man|CHA",
-  "Half Halfling|DEX",
-  "Double Hobbit|STR",
-  "Hob-Hobbit|DEX,CON",
-  "Low Elf|CON",
-  "Dung Elf|WIS",
-  "Talking Pony|MP Max,INT",
-  "Gyrognome|DEX",
-  "Lesser Dwarf|CON",
-  "Crested Dwarf|CHA",
-  "Eel Man|DEX",
-  "Panda Man|CON,STR",
-  "Trans-Kobold|WIS",
-  "Enchanted Motorcycle|MP Max",
-  "Will o' the Wisp|WIS",
-  "Battle-Finch|DEX,INT",
-  "Double Wookiee|STR",
-  "Skraeling|WIS",
-  "Demicanadian|CON",
-  "Land Squid|STR,HP Max"];
-
-K.Klasses = [
-  "Ur-Paladin|WIS,CON",
-  "Voodoo Princess|INT,CHA",
-  "Robot Monk|STR",
-  "Mu-Fu Monk|DEX",
-  "Mage Illusioner|INT,MP Max",
-  "Shiv-Knight|DEX",
-  "Inner Mason|CON",
-  "Fighter/Organist|CHA,STR",
-  "Puma Burgular|DEX",
-  "Runeloremaster|WIS",
-  "Hunter Strangler|DEX,INT",
-  "Battle-Felon|STR",
-  "Tickle-Mimic|WIS,INT",
-  "Slow Poisoner|CON",
-  "Bastard Lunatic|CON",
-  "Lowling|WIS",
-  "Birdrider|WIS",
-  "Vermineer|INT"];
-
-K.Titles = [
-  "Mr.",
-  "Mrs.",
-  "Sir",
-  "Sgt.",
-  "Ms.",
-  "Captain",
-  "Chief",
-  "Admiral",
-  "Saint"];
-
-K.ImpressiveTitles = [
-  "King",
-  "Queen",
-  "Lord",
-  "Lady",
-  "Viceroy",
-  "Mayor",
-  "Prince",
-  "Princess",
-  "Chief",
-  "Boss",
-  "Archbishop"];
-
+// TODO These code bits don't really belong here, but this is the only
+// shared bit of js
+
+function tabulate(list) {
+  var result = '';
+  $.each(list, function (index) {
+    if (this.length == 2) {
+      if (this[1].length)
+        result += "   " + this[0] + ": " + this[1] + "\n";
+    } else {
+      result += "   " + this + "\n";
+    }
+  });
+  return result;
+}
+
+
+String.prototype.escapeHtml = function () {
+  return this.replace(/&/g,'&amp;').replace(/</g,'&lt;').replace(/>/g,'&gt;');
+}
+
+
+function template(tmpl, data) {
+  var brag = tmpl.replace(/\$([_A-Za-z.]+)/g, function (str, p1) {
+    var dict = data;
+    $.each(p1.split("."), function (i,v) {
+      if (!dict) return true;
+      if (v == "___") {
+        dict = tabulate(dict);
+      } else {
+        dict = dict[v.replace("_"," ")];
+        if (typeof dict == typeof "")
+          dict = dict.escapeHtml();
+      }
+      return null;
+    });
+    if (dict === undefined) dict = '';
+    return dict;
+  });
+  return brag;
+}
+
+// From http://baagoe.com/en/RandomMusings/javascript/
+  // Johannes Baagøe <baagoe@baagoe.com>, 2010
+function Mash() {
+  var n = 0xefc8249d;
+
+  var mash = function(data) {
+    data = data.toString();
+    for (var i = 0; i < data.length; i++) {
+      n += data.charCodeAt(i);
+      var h = 0.02519603282416938 * n;
+      n = h >>> 0;
+      h -= n;
+      h *= n;
+      n = h >>> 0;
+      h -= n;
+      n += h * 0x100000000; // 2^32
+    }
+    return (n >>> 0) * 2.3283064365386963e-10; // 2^-32
+  };
+
+  mash.version = 'Mash 0.9';
+  return mash;
+}
+
+
+// From http://baagoe.com/en/RandomMusings/javascript/
+function Alea() {
+  return (function(args) {
+    // Johannes Baagøe <baagoe@baagoe.com>, 2010
+    var s0 = 0;
+    var s1 = 0;
+    var s2 = 0;
+    var c = 1;
+
+    if (!args.length) {
+      args = [+new Date];
+    }
+    var mash = Mash();
+    s0 = mash(' ');
+    s1 = mash(' ');
+    s2 = mash(' ');
+
+    for (var i = 0; i < args.length; i++) {
+      s0 -= mash(args[i]);
+      if (s0 < 0) {
+        s0 += 1;
+      }
+      s1 -= mash(args[i]);
+      if (s1 < 0) {
+        s1 += 1;
+      }
+      s2 -= mash(args[i]);
+      if (s2 < 0) {
+        s2 += 1;
+      }
+    }
+    mash = null;
+
+    var random = function() {
+      var t = 2091639 * s0 + c * 2.3283064365386963e-10; // 2^-32
+      s0 = s1;
+      s1 = s2;
+      return s2 = t - (c = t | 0);
+    };
+    random.uint32 = function() {
+      return random() * 0x100000000; // 2^32
+    };
+    random.fract53 = function() {
+      return random() +
+        (random() * 0x200000 | 0) * 1.1102230246251565e-16; // 2^-53
+    };
+    random.version = 'Alea 0.9';
+    random.args = args;
+    random.state = function (newstate) {
+      if (newstate) {
+        s0 = newstate[0];
+        s1 = newstate[1];
+        s2 = newstate[2];
+        c = newstate[3];
+      }
+      return [s0,s1,s2,c];
+    };
+    return random;
+
+  } (Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments)));
+}
+
+
+var seed = new Alea();
+
+function Random(n) {
+  return seed.uint32() % n;
+}
+
+
+function randseed(set) {
+  return seed.state(set);
+}
+
+
+function Pick(a) {
+  return a[Random(a.length)];
+}
+
+
+var KParts = [
+  'br|cr|dr|fr|gr|j|kr|l|m|n|pr||||r|sh|tr|v|wh|x|y|z'.split('|'),
+  'a|a|e|e|i|i|o|o|u|u|ae|ie|oo|ou'.split('|'),
+  'b|ck|d|g|k|m|n|p|t|v|x|z'.split('|')];
+
+function GenerateName() {
+  var result = '';
+  for (var i = 0; i <= 5; ++i)
+    result += Pick(KParts[i % 3]);
+  return result.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + result.slice(1);
+}
+
+function LocalStorage() {
+  this.getItem = function (key, callback) {
+    var result = window.localStorage.getItem(key);
+    if (callback)
+      callback(result);
+  };
+
+  this.setItem = function (key, value, callback) {
+    window.localStorage.setItem(key, value);
+    if (callback)
+      callback();
+  };
+
+  this.removeItem = function (key) {
+    window.localStorage.removeItem(key);
+  };
+}
+
+
+function CookieStorage() {
+  this.getItem = function(key, callback) {
+    var result;
+    $.each(document.cookie.split(";"), function (i,cook) {
+      if (cook.split("=")[0] === key)
+        result = unescape(cook.split("=")[1]);
+    });
+    if (callback)
+      setTimeout(function () { callback(result); }, 0);
+    return result;
+  };
+
+  this.setItem = function (key, value, callback) {
+    document.cookie = key + "=" + escape(value);
+    if (callback)
+      setTimeout(callback, 0);
+  };
+
+  this.removeItem = function (key) {
+    document.cookie = key + "=; expires=Thu, 01-Jan-70 00:00:01 GMT;";
+  };
+}
+
+function SqlStorage() {
+  this.async = true;
+
+  this.db = window.openDatabase("pq", "", "Progress Quest", 2500);
+
+  this.db.transaction(function(tx) {
+    tx.executeSql("CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS Storage(key TEXT UNIQUE, value TEXT)");
+  });
+
+  this.getItem = function(key, callback) {
+    this.db.transaction(function (tx) {
+      tx.executeSql("SELECT value FROM Storage WHERE key=?", [key], function(tx, rs) {
+        if (rs.rows.length)
+          callback(rs.rows.item(0).value);
+        else
+          callback();
+      });
+    });
+  };
+
+  this.setItem = function (key, value, callback) {
+    this.db.transaction(function (tx) {
+      tx.executeSql("INSERT OR REPLACE INTO Storage (key,value) VALUES (?,?)",
+                    [key, value],
+                    callback);
+    });
+  };
+
+  this.removeItem = function (key) {
+    this.db.transaction(function (tx) {
+      tx.executeSql("DELETE FROM Storage WHERE key=?", [key]);
+    });
+  };
+}
+
+var iPad = navigator.userAgent.match(/iPad/);
+var iPod = navigator.userAgent.match(/iPod/);
+var iPhone = navigator.userAgent.match(/iPhone/);
+var iOS = iPad || iPod || iPhone;
+
+var storage = ((window.localStorage && !iOS) ? new LocalStorage() :
+               window.openDatabase ? new SqlStorage() :
+               new CookieStorage());
+
+storage.loadRoster = function (callback) {
+  function gotItem(value) {
+    if (value) {
+      try {
+        value = JSON.parse(value);
+      } catch (err) {
+        // aight
+      }
+    }
+    storage.games = value || {};
+    callback(storage.games);
+  }
+  this.getItem("roster", gotItem);
+}
+
+storage.loadSheet = function (name, callback) {
+  return this.loadRoster(function (games) {
+    if (callback)
+      callback(games[name]);
+  });
+}
+
+
+storage.storeRoster = function (roster, callback) {
+  this.games = roster;
+  try {
+    this.setItem("roster", JSON.stringify(roster), callback);
+  } catch (err) {
+    if (err.toString().indexOf("QUOTA_EXCEEDED_ERR") != -1) {
+      alert("This browser lacks storage capacity to save this game. This game can continue but cannot be saved. (Mobile Safari, I'll wager?)");
+      this.storeRoster = function (roster, callback) {
+        setTimeout(callback, 0);
+      };
+      setTimeout(callback, 0);
+    } else {
+      throw err;
+    }
+  }
+}
+
+storage.addToRoster = function (newguy, callback) {
+  if (this.games) {
+    this.games[newguy.Traits.Name] = newguy;
+    this.storeRoster(this.games, callback);
+  } else {
+    this.loadRoster(function () {
+      if (storage.games)  // should always be true
+        storage.addToRoster(newguy, callback);
+    });
+  }
+}
+
+Number.prototype.div = function (divisor) {
+  var dividend = this / divisor;
+  return (dividend < 0 ? Math.ceil : Math.floor)(dividend);
+};
+
+
+function LevelUpTime(level) {  // seconds
+  // 20 minutes per level
+  return 20 * level * 60;
+}
+
+
+var K = {};
+
+K.Traits = ["Name", "Race", "Class", "Level"];
+
+K.PrimeStats = ["STR","CON","DEX","INT","WIS","CHA"];
+K.Stats = K.PrimeStats.slice(0).concat(["HP Max","MP Max"]);
+
+K.Equips = ["Weapon",
+            "Shield",
+            "Helm",
+            "Hauberk",
+            "Brassairts",
+            "Vambraces",
+            "Gauntlets",
+            "Gambeson",
+            "Cuisses",
+            "Greaves",
+            "Sollerets"];
+
+K.Spells = [
+  "Slime Finger",
+  "Rabbit Punch",
+  "Hastiness",
+  "Good Move",
+  "Sadness",
+  "Seasick",
+  "Shoelaces",
+  "Innoculate",
+  "Cone of Annoyance",
+  "Magnetic Orb",
+  "Invisible Hands",
+  "Revolting Cloud",
+  "Aqueous Humor",
+  "Spectral Miasma",
+  "Clever Fellow",
+  "Lockjaw",
+  "History Lesson",
+  "Hydrophobia",
+  "Big Sister",
+  "Cone of Paste",
+  "Mulligan",
+  "Nestor's Bright Idea",
+  "Holy Batpole",
+  "Tumor (Benign)",
+  "Braingate",
+  "Summon a Bitch",
+  "Nonplus",
+  "Animate Nightstand",
+  "Eye of the Troglodyte",
+  "Curse Name",
+  "Dropsy",
+  "Vitreous Humor",
+  "Roger's Grand Illusion",
+  "Covet",
+  "Black Idaho",
+  "Astral Miasma",
+  "Spectral Oyster",
+  "Acrid Hands",
+  "Angioplasty",
+  "Grognor's Big Day Off",
+  "Tumor (Malignant)",
+  "Animate Tunic",
+  "Ursine Armor",
+  "Holy Roller",
+  "Tonsilectomy",
+  "Curse Family",
+  "Infinite Confusion"];
+
+K.OffenseAttrib = [
+  "Polished|+1",
+  "Serrated|+1",
+  "Heavy|+1",
+  "Pronged|+2",
+  "Steely|+2",
+  "Vicious|+3",
+  "Venomed|+4",
+  "Stabbity|+4",
+  "Dancing|+5",
+  "Invisible|+6",
+  "Vorpal|+7"];
+
+K.DefenseAttrib = [
+  "Studded|+1",
+  "Banded|+2",
+  "Gilded|+2",
+  "Festooned|+3",
+  "Holy|+4",
+  "Cambric|+1",
+  "Fine|+4",
+  "Impressive|+5",
+  "Custom|+3"];
+
+K.Shields = [
+  "Parasol|0",
+  "Pie Plate|1",
+  "Garbage Can Lid|2",
+  "Buckler|3",
+  "Plexiglass|4",
+  "Fender|4",
+  "Round Shield|5",
+  "Carapace|5",
+  "Scutum|6",
+  "Propugner|6",
+  "Kite Shield|7",
+  "Pavise|8",
+  "Tower Shield|9",
+  "Baroque Shield|11",
+  "Aegis|12",
+  "Magnetic Field|18"];
+
+K.Armors = [
+  "Lace|1",
+  "Macrame|2",
+  "Burlap|3",
+  "Canvas|4",
+  "Flannel|5",
+  "Chamois|6",
+  "Pleathers|7",
+  "Leathers|8",
+  "Bearskin|9",
+  "Ringmail|10",
+  "Scale Mail|12",
+  "Chainmail|14",
+  "Splint Mail|15",
+  "Platemail|16",
+  "ABS|17",
+  "Kevlar|18",
+  "Titanium|19",
+  "Mithril Mail|20",
+  "Diamond Mail|25",
+  "Plasma|30"];
+
+K.Weapons = [
+  "Stick|0",
+  "Broken Bottle|1",
+  "Shiv|1",
+  "Sprig|1",
+  "Oxgoad|1",
+  "Eelspear|2",
+  "Bowie Knife|2",
+  "Claw Hammer|2",
+  "Handpeen|2",
+  "Andiron|3",
+  "Hatchet|3",
+  "Tomahawk|3",
+  "Hackbarm|3",
+  "Crowbar|4",
+  "Mace|4",
+  "Battleadze|4",
+  "Leafmace|5",
+  "Shortsword|5",
+  "Longiron|5",
+  "Poachard|5",
+  "Baselard|5",
+  "Whinyard|6",
+  "Blunderbuss|6",
+  "Longsword|6",
+  "Crankbow|6",
+  "Blibo|7",
+  "Broadsword|7",
+  "Kreen|7",
+  "Warhammer|7",
+  "Morning Star|8",
+  "Pole-adze|8",
+  "Spontoon|8",
+  "Bastard Sword|9",
+  "Peen-arm|9",
+  "Culverin|10",
+  "Lance|10",
+  "Halberd|11",
+  "Poleax|12",
+  "Bandyclef|15"];
+
+K.Specials = [
+  "Diadem",
+  "Festoon",
+  "Gemstone",
+  "Phial",
+  "Tiara",
+  "Scabbard",
+  "Arrow",
+  "Lens",
+  "Lamp",
+  "Hymnal",
+  "Fleece",
+  "Laurel",
+  "Brooch",
+  "Gimlet",
+  "Cobble",
+  "Albatross",
+  "Brazier",
+  "Bandolier",
+  "Tome",
+  "Garnet",
+  "Amethyst",
+  "Candelabra",
+  "Corset",
+  "Sphere",
+  "Sceptre",
+  "Ankh",
+  "Talisman",
+  "Orb",
+  "Gammel",
+  "Ornament",
+  "Brocade",
+  "Galoon",
+  "Bijou",
+  "Spangle",
+  "Gimcrack",
+  "Hood",
+  "Vulpeculum"];
+
+K.ItemAttrib = [
+  "Golden",
+  "Gilded",
+  "Spectral",
+  "Astral",
+  "Garlanded",
+  "Precious",
+  "Crafted",
+  "Dual",
+  "Filigreed",
+  "Cruciate",
+  "Arcane",
+  "Blessed",
+  "Reverential",
+  "Lucky",
+  "Enchanted",
+  "Gleaming",
+  "Grandiose",
+  "Sacred",
+  "Legendary",
+  "Mythic",
+  "Crystalline",
+  "Austere",
+  "Ostentatious",
+  "One True",
+  "Proverbial",
+  "Fearsome",
+  "Deadly",
+  "Benevolent",
+  "Unearthly",
+  "Magnificent",
+  "Iron",
+  "Ormolu",
+  "Puissant"];
+
+K.ItemOfs = [
+  "Foreboding",
+  "Foreshadowing",
+  "Nervousness",
+  "Happiness",
+  "Torpor",
+  "Danger",
+  "Craft",
+  "Silence",
+  "Invisibility",
+  "Rapidity",
+  "Pleasure",
+  "Practicality",
+  "Hurting",
+  "Joy",
+  "Petulance",
+  "Intrusion",
+  "Chaos",
+  "Suffering",
+  "Extroversion",
+  "Frenzy",
+  "Sisu",
+  "Solitude",
+  "Punctuality",
+  "Efficiency",
+  "Comfort",
+  "Patience",
+  "Internment",
+  "Incarceration",
+  "Misapprehension",
+  "Loyalty",
+  "Envy",
+  "Acrimony",
+  "Worry",
+  "Fear",
+  "Awe",
+  "Guile",
+  "Prurience",
+  "Fortune",
+  "Perspicacity",
+  "Domination",
+  "Submission",
+  "Fealty",
+  "Hunger",
+  "Despair",
+  "Cruelty",
+  "Grob",
+  "Dignard",
+  "Ra",
+  "the Bone",
+  "Diamonique",
+  "Electrum",
+  "Hydragyrum"];
+
+K.BoringItems = [
+  "nail",
+  "lunchpail",
+  "sock",
+  "I.O.U.",
+  "cookie",
+  "pint",
+  "toothpick",
+  "writ",
+  "newspaper",
+  "letter",
+  "plank",
+  "hat",
+  "egg",
+  "coin",
+  "needle",
+  "bucket",
+  "ladder",
+  "chicken",
+  "twig",
+  "dirtclod",
+  "counterpane",
+  "vest",
+  "teratoma",
+  "bunny",
+  "rock",
+  "pole",
+  "carrot",
+  "canoe",
+  "inkwell",
+  "hoe",
+  "bandage",
+  "trowel",
+  "towel",
+  "planter box",
+  "anvil",
+  "axle",
+  "tuppence",
+  "casket",
+  "nosegay",
+  "trinket",
+  "credenza",
+  "writ"];
+
+K.Monsters = [
+  "Anhkheg|6|chitin",
+  "Ant|0|antenna",
+  "Ape|4|ass",
+  "Baluchitherium|14|ear",
+  "Beholder|10|eyestalk",
+  "Black Pudding|10|saliva",
+  "Blink Dog|4|eyelid",
+  "Cub Scout|1|neckerchief",
+  "Girl Scout|2|cookie",
+  "Boy Scout|3|merit badge",
+  "Eagle Scout|4|merit badge",
+  "Bugbear|3|skin",
+  "Bugboar|3|tusk",
+  "Boogie|3|slime",
+  "Camel|2|hump",
+  "Carrion Crawler|3|egg",
+  "Catoblepas|6|neck",
+  "Centaur|4|rib",
+  "Centipede|0|leg",
+  "Cockatrice|5|wattle",
+  "Couatl|9|wing",
+  "Crayfish|0|antenna",
+  "Demogorgon|53|tentacle",
+  "Jubilex|17|gel",
+  "Manes|1|tooth",
+  "Orcus|27|wand",
+  "Succubus|6|bra",
+  "Vrock|8|neck",
+  "Hezrou|9|leg",
+  "Glabrezu|10|collar",
+  "Nalfeshnee|11|tusk",
+  "Marilith|7|arm",
+  "Balor|8|whip",
+  "Yeenoghu|25|flail",
+  "Asmodeus|52|leathers",
+  "Baalzebul|43|pants",
+  "Barbed Devil|8|flame",
+  "Bone Devil|9|hook",
+  "Dispater|30|matches",
+  "Erinyes|6|thong",
+  "Geryon|30|cornucopia",
+  "Malebranche|5|fork",
+  "Ice Devil|11|snow",
+  "Lemure|3|blob",
+  "Pit Fiend|13|seed",
+  "Anklyosaurus|9|tail",
+  "Brontosaurus|30|brain",
+  "Diplodocus|24|fin",
+  "Elasmosaurus|15|neck",
+  "Gorgosaurus|13|arm",
+  "Iguanadon|6|thumb",
+  "Megalosaurus|12|jaw",
+  "Monoclonius|8|horn",
+  "Pentasaurus|12|head",
+  "Stegosaurus|18|plate",
+  "Triceratops|16|horn",
+  "Tyranosauraus Rex|18|forearm",
+  "Djinn|7|lamp",
+  "Doppleganger|4|face",
+  "Black Dragon|7|*",
+  "Plaid Dragon|7|sporrin",
+  "Blue Dragon|9|*",
+  "Beige Dragon|9|*",
+  "Brass Dragon|7|pole",
+  "Tin Dragon|8|*",
+  "Bronze Dragon|9|medal",
+  "Chromatic Dragon|16|scale",
+  "Copper Dragon|8|loafer",
+  "Gold Dragon|8|filling",
+  "Green Dragon|8|*",
+  "Platinum Dragon|21|*",
+  "Red Dragon|10|cocktail",
+  "Silver Dragon|10|*",
+  "White Dragon|6|tooth",
+  "Dragon Turtle|13|shell",
+  "Dryad|2|acorn",
+  "Dwarf|1|drawers",
+  "Eel|2|sashimi",
+  "Efreet|10|cinder",
+  "Sand Elemental|8|glass",
+  "Bacon Elemental|10|bit",
+  "Porn Elemental|12|lube",
+  "Cheese Elemental|14|curd",
+  "Hair Elemental|16|follicle",
+  "Swamp Elf|1|lilypad",
+  "Brown Elf|1|tusk",
+  "Sea Elf|1|jerkin",
+  "Ettin|10|fur",
+  "Frog|0|leg",
+  "Violet Fungi|3|spore",
+  "Gargoyle|4|gravel",
+  "Gelatinous Cube|4|jam",
+  "Ghast|4|vomit",
+  "Ghost|10|*",
+  "Ghoul|2|muscle",
+  "Humidity Giant|12|drops",
+  "Beef Giant|11|steak",
+  "Quartz Giant|10|crystal",
+  "Porcelain Giant|9|fixture",
+  "Rice Giant|8|grain",
+  "Cloud Giant|12|condensation",
+  "Fire Giant|11|cigarettes",
+  "Frost Giant|10|snowman",
+  "Hill Giant|8|corpse",
+  "Stone Giant|9|hatchling",
+  "Storm Giant|15|barometer",
+  "Mini Giant|4|pompadour",
+  "Gnoll|2|collar",
+  "Gnome|1|hat",
+  "Goblin|1|ear",
+  "Grid Bug|1|carapace",
+  "Jellyrock|9|seedling",
+  "Beer Golem|15|foam",
+  "Oxygen Golem|17|platelet",
+  "Cardboard Golem|14|recycling",
+  "Rubber Golem|16|ball",
+  "Leather Golem|15|fob",
+  "Gorgon|8|testicle",
+  "Gray Ooze|3|gravy",
+  "Green Slime|2|sample",
+  "Griffon|7|nest",
+  "Banshee|7|larynx",
+  "Harpy|3|mascara",
+  "Hell Hound|5|tongue",
+  "Hippocampus|4|mane",
+  "Hippogriff|3|egg",
+  "Hobgoblin|1|patella",
+  "Homonculus|2|fluid",
+  "Hydra|8|gyrum",
+  "Imp|2|tail",
+  "Invisible Stalker|8|*",
+  "Iron Peasant|3|chaff",
+  "Jumpskin|3|shin",
+  "Kobold|1|penis",
+  "Leprechaun|1|wallet",
+  "Leucrotta|6|hoof",
+  "Lich|11|crown",
+  "Lizard Man|2|tail",
+  "Lurker|10|sac",
+  "Manticore|6|spike",
+  "Mastodon|12|tusk",
+  "Medusa|6|eye",
+  "Multicell|2|dendrite",
+  "Pirate|1|booty",
+  "Berserker|1|shirt",
+  "Caveman|2|club",
+  "Dervish|1|robe",
+  "Merman|1|trident",
+  "Mermaid|1|gills",
+  "Mimic|9|hinge",
+  "Mind Flayer|8|tentacle",
+  "Minotaur|6|map",
+  "Yellow Mold|1|spore",
+  "Morkoth|7|teeth",
+  "Mummy|6|gauze",
+  "Naga|9|rattle",
+  "Nebbish|1|belly",
+  "Neo-Otyugh|11|organ ",
+  "Nixie|1|webbing",
+  "Nymph|3|hanky",
+  "Ochre Jelly|6|nucleus",
+  "Octopus|2|beak",
+  "Ogre|4|talon",
+  "Ogre Mage|5|apparel",
+  "Orc|1|snout",
+  "Otyugh|7|organ",
+  "Owlbear|5|feather",
+  "Pegasus|4|aileron",
+  "Peryton|4|antler",
+  "Piercer|3|tip",
+  "Pixie|1|dust",
+  "Man-o-war|3|tentacle",
+  "Purple Worm|15|dung",
+  "Quasit|3|tail",
+  "Rakshasa|7|pajamas",
+  "Rat|0|tail",
+  "Remorhaz|11|protrusion",
+  "Roc|18|wing",
+  "Roper|11|twine",
+  "Rot Grub|1|eggsac",
+  "Rust Monster|5|shavings",
+  "Satyr|5|hoof",
+  "Sea Hag|3|wart",
+  "Silkie|3|fur",
+  "Shadow|3|silhouette",
+  "Shambling Mound|10|mulch",
+  "Shedu|9|hoof",
+  "Shrieker|3|stalk",
+  "Skeleton|1|clavicle",
+  "Spectre|7|vestige",
+  "Sphinx|10|paw",
+  "Spider|0|web",
+  "Sprite|1|can",
+  "Stirge|1|proboscis",
+  "Stun Bear|5|tooth",
+  "Stun Worm|2|trode",
+  "Su-monster|5|tail",
+  "Sylph|3|thigh",
+  "Titan|20|sandal",
+  "Trapper|12|shag",
+  "Treant|10|acorn",
+  "Triton|3|scale",
+  "Troglodyte|2|tail",
+  "Troll|6|hide",
+  "Umber Hulk|8|claw",
+  "Unicorn|4|blood",
+  "Vampire|8|pancreas",
+  "Wight|4|lung",
+  "Will-o'-the-Wisp|9|wisp",
+  "Wraith|5|finger",
+  "Wyvern|7|wing",
+  "Xorn|7|jaw",
+  "Yeti|4|fur",
+  "Zombie|2|forehead",
+  "Wasp|0|stinger",
+  "Rat|1|tail",
+  "Bunny|0|ear",
+  "Moth|0|dust",
+  "Beagle|0|collar",
+  "Midge|0|corpse",
+  "Ostrich|1|beak",
+  "Billy Goat|1|beard",
+  "Bat|1|wing",
+  "Koala|2|heart",
+  "Wolf|2|paw",
+  "Whippet|2|collar",
+  "Uruk|2|boot",
+  "Poroid|4|node",
+  "Moakum|8|frenum",
+  "Fly|0|*",
+  "Hogbird|3|curl",
+  "Wolog|4|lemma"];
+
+K.MonMods = [
+  "-4 fœtal *",
+  "-4 dying *",
+  "-3 crippled *",
+  "-3 baby *",
+  "-2 adolescent *",
+  "-2 very sick *",
+  "-1 lesser *",
+  "-1 undernourished *",
+  "+1 greater *",
+  "+1 * Elder",
+  "+2 war *",
+  "+2 Battle-*",
+  "+3 Were-*",
+  "+3 undead *",
+  "+4 giant *",
+  "+4 * Rex"];
+
+K.OffenseBad = [
+  "Dull|-2",
+  "Tarnished|-1",
+  "Rusty|-3",
+  "Padded|-5",
+  "Bent|-4",
+  "Mini|-4",
+  "Rubber|-6",
+  "Nerf|-7",
+  "Unbalanced|-2"];
+
+K.DefenseBad = [
+  "Holey|-1",
+  "Patched|-1",
+  "Threadbare|-2",
+  "Faded|-1",
+  "Rusty|-3",
+  "Motheaten|-3",
+  "Mildewed|-2",
+  "Torn|-3",
+  "Dented|-3",
+  "Cursed|-5",
+  "Plastic|-4",
+  "Cracked|-4",
+  "Warped|-3",
+  "Corroded|-3"];
+
+K.Races = [
+  "Half Orc|HP Max",
+  "Half Man|CHA",
+  "Half Halfling|DEX",
+  "Double Hobbit|STR",
+  "Hob-Hobbit|DEX,CON",
+  "Low Elf|CON",
+  "Dung Elf|WIS",
+  "Talking Pony|MP Max,INT",
+  "Gyrognome|DEX",
+  "Lesser Dwarf|CON",
+  "Crested Dwarf|CHA",
+  "Eel Man|DEX",
+  "Panda Man|CON,STR",
+  "Trans-Kobold|WIS",
+  "Enchanted Motorcycle|MP Max",
+  "Will o' the Wisp|WIS",
+  "Battle-Finch|DEX,INT",
+  "Double Wookiee|STR",
+  "Skraeling|WIS",
+  "Demicanadian|CON",
+  "Land Squid|STR,HP Max"];
+
+K.Klasses = [
+  "Ur-Paladin|WIS,CON",
+  "Voodoo Princess|INT,CHA",
+  "Robot Monk|STR",
+  "Mu-Fu Monk|DEX",
+  "Mage Illusioner|INT,MP Max",
+  "Shiv-Knight|DEX",
+  "Inner Mason|CON",
+  "Fighter/Organist|CHA,STR",
+  "Puma Burgular|DEX",
+  "Runeloremaster|WIS",
+  "Hunter Strangler|DEX,INT",
+  "Battle-Felon|STR",
+  "Tickle-Mimic|WIS,INT",
+  "Slow Poisoner|CON",
+  "Bastard Lunatic|CON",
+  "Lowling|WIS",
+  "Birdrider|WIS",
+  "Vermineer|INT"];
+
+K.Titles = [
+  "Mr.",
+  "Mrs.",
+  "Sir",
+  "Sgt.",
+  "Ms.",
+  "Captain",
+  "Chief",
+  "Admiral",
+  "Saint"];
+
+K.ImpressiveTitles = [
+  "King",
+  "Queen",
+  "Lord",
+  "Lady",
+  "Viceroy",
+  "Mayor",
+  "Prince",
+  "Princess",
+  "Chief",
+  "Boss",
+  "Archbishop"];
+